**Crypto News Flash: CZ Walks Free, Crypto Market Trends, and More! 🚀**

- **CZ's Great Escape**: Binance founder Changpeng "CZ" Zhao is out of the slammer after a 4-month stint for AML violations. With a net worth of $60 billion, CZ is the wealthiest ex-con in U.S. history. Talk about making a grand exit!

- **Market Movers**: Bitcoin (BTC) is chilling at $66,048, Ether (ETH) at $2,685, and XRP at $0.59. Shiba Inu (SHIB) leads the gainers with a 48.96% surge, while Monero (XMR) tops the losers at -8.27%.

- **Cardano vs. Ethereum**: Charles Hoskinson claims Cardano's governance model is the antidote to Ethereum's "dictatorship." Shots fired!

Stay tuned for more crypto shenanigans!