Retail investors: I only have 60,000 US dollars, what should I buy now?
Me: Buy one Bitcoin and hold it until next year
Retail investors: But Bitcoin is too expensive and you can't make money. You have to play new narratives, depin, rwa, second layer, meme to make a fortune
Next year: One Bitcoin is worth 200,000 US dollars
Next year retail investors: I have changed positions 1,000 times in various sectors of the cryptocurrency CEX, and I still have 5,000 US dollars left