📣 Breaking News! The British High Court has ruled that Craig Wright, the man who claimed to be Bitcoin's creator, Satoshi Nakamoto, is NOT Satoshi. Justice James Mellor stated Wright "lied to the court extensively and repeatedly" and engaged "in forgery on a grand scale." Wright's claims have caused confusion and damage within the crypto community for years. However, the court's decision allows Bitcoin's "immaculate conception" narrative to stand firm. Wright plans to appeal, but this ruling may open him up to lawsuits from those affected by his antics. So, Bitcoin can finally move on from the "Faketoshi" saga. 🎉