🚀 Japan just said "Nope!" to Bitcoin as a national reserve, citing its wild rollercoaster ride of volatility. 🎢 Prime Minister Ishiba sent a letter to Satoshi Hamada, making it clear that Japan's not jumping on the crypto bandwagon just yet. Instead, they're sticking to their trusty government bonds for stability and liquidity.

While Japan plays it safe, other countries are diving into the Bitcoin pool, with Russia and 13 others making waves. 🌊 What's your take? Should Japan take the plunge or keep their feet dry? Let me know in the comments! #CryptoComedy #BitcoinBanter