What will happen if the US government shuts down?

You won't get your garbage bins emptied in time.

You won't get your passports renewed.

You won't get some of your submissions entertained.

So, what? Go on vacation, Manipulators!

Hey folks, if the SEC shuts down, it will not be a problem but the market may still crash further because you don't need a reason at all for that!

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