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$BTC Ah, the MEME Act—because nothing says “serious legislation” like a name that sounds like it was brainstormed by a Reddit thread on acid. It’s somehow worse than “DOGE” and that was already a linguistic faceplant. But behind the eye-roll-inducing acronym is a rare, desperately needed attempt to save the US public from the political equivalent of a used car salesman slapping the roof of a meme coin and saying, “This baby can fit so much corruption in it.” Trump Coin offered steak dinners with a side of regulatory nausea—blurring the line between governance and grift like a dollar-store Bond villain. If ever there were a time for lawmakers to protect US citizens from crypto snake oil, it’s now. Because when politicians mint tokens, the only thing they’re decentralising is shame.
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$TRUMP Ah, the MEME Act—because nothing says “serious legislation” like a name that sounds like it was brainstormed by a Reddit thread on acid. It’s somehow worse than “DOGE” and that was already a linguistic faceplant. But behind the eye-roll-inducing acronym is a rare, desperately needed attempt to save the US public from the political equivalent of a used car salesman slapping the roof of a meme coin and saying, “This baby can fit so much corruption in it.” Trump Coin offered steak dinners with a side of regulatory nausea—blurring the line between governance and grift like a dollar-store Bond villain. If ever there were a time for lawmakers to protect US citizens from crypto snake oil, it’s now. Because when politicians mint tokens, the only thing they’re decentralising is shame.
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#BTCPrediction Ah, the MEME Act—because nothing says “serious legislation” like a name that sounds like it was brainstormed by a Reddit thread on acid. It’s somehow worse than “DOGE” and that was already a linguistic faceplant. But behind the eye-roll-inducing acronym is a rare, desperately needed attempt to save the US public from the political equivalent of a used car salesman slapping the roof of a meme coin and saying, “This baby can fit so much corruption in it.” Trump Coin offered steak dinners with a side of regulatory nausea—blurring the line between governance and grift like a dollar-store Bond villain. If ever there were a time for lawmakers to protect US citizens from crypto snake oil, it’s now. Because when politicians mint tokens, the only thing they’re decentralising is shame.
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#MEMEAct Ah, the MEME Act—because nothing says “serious legislation” like a name that sounds like it was brainstormed by a Reddit thread on acid. It’s somehow worse than “DOGE” and that was already a linguistic faceplant. But behind the eye-roll-inducing acronym is a rare, desperately needed attempt to save the US public from the political equivalent of a used car salesman slapping the roof of a meme coin and saying, “This baby can fit so much corruption in it.” Trump Coin offered steak dinners with a side of regulatory nausea—blurring the line between governance and grift like a dollar-store Bond villain. If ever there were a time for lawmakers to protect US citizens from crypto snake oil, it’s now. Because when politicians mint tokens, the only thing they’re decentralising is shame.
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$BTC The Fed just wrapped up their latest meeting—and let’s be honest, the only thing climbing faster than the interest rates was Powell’s blood pressure when someone mentioned “soft landing.” Wall Street traders: “They didn’t cut? To the moon, baby!” Powell, unbothered: “Did I stutter?” Millennial homeowners: “Sooo... is now a good time to refinance?” The Fed: “Yeah, hard no.” Current market mood: Stocks: Feeling themselves, strutting like they own the place Bonds: Midlife crisis mode Crypto: Throwing a 2021-style party Gold: Zen and unbothered Recession: Still waiting in the lobby, flipping through outdated magazines Powell’s press conference summed up: “We’re doing what’s necessary.” Translation: “We’re just winging it with some fancy charts.” Let’s be real—FOMC meetings these days feel like a crossover episode of Market Mayhem, FedSpeak 101, and Gen Z vs. Wall Street. Catch you at the next one—bring snacks and maybe a therapist who understands macroeconomics.
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