“Bitcoin Crashed… Only in His Mind💫”

Chris, an aspiring crypto trader, had a habit of overthinking everything. One night, he stayed up late watching a YouTube livestream titled: “Bitcoin WILL Crash Tonight! 🚨 Urgent Warning.”

The host, wearing sunglasses indoors and waving a rubber chicken for emphasis, yelled, “Sell NOW or regret it forever!”

Terrified, Chris sold his entire stash of Bitcoin at 2 a.m. and went to bed feeling relieved.

The next morning, he woke up to the news: “Bitcoin Surges 20% Overnight After Elon Musk Tweets ‘Just HODL It.’”

Chris stared blankly at his screen. He checked the livestream replay and realized the host had uploaded the same “urgent warning” video every night for the past six months.

Lesson learned: Never trust someone waving a rubber chicken for financial advice.