I think I’ve figured out who Satoshi Nakamoto is. Now, I don’t have 100% solid proof yet, but I’m pretty certain I saw Satoshi while traveling to Australia. It happened at the airport. This guy looked kind of odd and mysterious, so I decided to observe him more closely. And, thanks to my flight being delayed, I had time to follow him around.
After a while, I spotted HIM sitting in a really fancy cage, made of expensive-looking wood and some kind of shiny metal—probably gold. He was sleeping most of the time, but at one point, I caught him opening one eye. Seizing the moment, I asked him directly, “Are you Satoshi Nakamoto?” I swear, he nodded.
And then, it all clicked. Of course, this gorgeous chameleon *was* Satoshi. It explained everything—no wonder no one could ever pin him down. He was always changing colors, never looking the same to anyone.
I could tell you more about our encounter, but I promised him I’d keep it a secret.
