🚨 🚨 Cryptonites, This Is Not a Drill—$USUAL’s Inflatable Tube Man Has Arrived!
Fellow Cryptonites,#usual
It’s finally here—the update we’ve all been eagerly awaiting! As we enter January 7th, we’ve spotted something fascinating on the $USUAL charts that’s hard to ignore.
Take a look at the 4-hour candle chart on your smartphone and you might notice an unusual formation—a pattern that can only be described as the Inflatable Tube Man. Yes, you heard that right! Typically seen in used car lots and retail promotions, this rare candle formation is making its appearance in the charts. The flailing left arm is creating a wave-like motion, and if you squint hard enough, it almost seems like he’s holding something. Is it a packet of biscuits? A cordless drill? Only time will tell, but rest assured, our team of 47 analysts is already on the case and will not sleep until we uncover the mystery of what’s in his hand.
If any of you have an idea, don’t hesitate to share your thoughts in the comments below. We’re all in this together!
For those of you who remember the last time this Inflatable Tube Man phenomenon popped up, you’ll know exactly what to expect—things turned out pretty spectacularly. For the rest of you, well, we’ll let the charts do the talking.
But let’s be clear—this is not financial advice. Do your own research (DYOR) and make informed decisions.
Stay tuned for more updates soon. The journey continues!
