🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
The legend, #GrayGensler, has officially left the building! 🎩💼 It’s the end of an era, folks—no more “Gray” holding the reins. Let's all give him a big, heartfelt goodbye wave! 👋👋
Rumor has it he’s off to finally learn the difference between Bitcoin and blockchain 😂 Or maybe he’ll just be relaxing on a beach, watching the markets he once tried to control!
One thing’s for sure, we won’t miss the… uh… “interesting” policies and oversight. Time to celebrate, crypto fam! 🍾