🔥Hot off the press! Binance exec Tigran Gambaryan is reportedly living the high life in a Nigerian prison, or so says Nigeria's Minister of Information, Mohammed Idris. Despite claims of poor conditions, Idris insists Gambaryan is enjoying top-notch healthcare and full consular services. 🍹

In a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood movie, U.S. lawmakers are rallying for Gambaryan's release. His wife, Yuki, has also chimed in, pleading with the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission to let her hubby go.

Meanwhile, the Security and Exchange Commission is sticking to its guns, insisting Binance lacked the necessary registration to operate in Nigeria. The saga continues on July 1. Stay tuned! 🍿