**News Flash: Bitcoin Bill Buzz and Sneaker Shenanigans! 📰**
- **Bitcoin Bill Bonanza**: Senator Cynthia Lummis has introduced a bill to create a Bitcoin Strategic Reserve. Imagine Uncle Sam with a digital piggy bank! The goal? Hoard 1 million BTC and beef up security. Talk about a high-tech treasure hunt!
- **Sneaker Freaker Alert**: Trump's limited-edition Bitcoin-themed sneakers sold out in hours and are now on eBay for up to $2,500. Some listings even hit $69,999! Whether it's a fashion statement or a crypto flex, these kicks are hotter than a summer sidewalk.
Stay tuned for more crypto capers and market marvels!