#MarketCorrectionBuyOrHODL?

Jerome Powell basically told Bitcoin, “You’re cool, but we’re never dating,” reminding everyone the Fed can’t—and won’t—hold Bitcoin. Meanwhile, Trump dreams of a Bitcoin Strategic Reserve, like oil reserves but shinier, and Senator Lummis is ready to swipe Uncle Sam’s credit card for it. Bitcoin, hyped after Trump’s election, crashed back to reality when Powell pulled the rug, saying, “Good luck with your crypto fantasies—I’ll stick to my dollars, thanks.”