Profits are not real until they either hit your bank account or are converted to a stablecoin.

Paper gains won’t pay your bills.

Screenshots of your portfolio value won’t change your life.

Don’t get me wrong — for now, let your bag run, of course.

We still haven’t seen anything in the grand scheme of things.

But remember, when it’s time, sell those magic internet coins with no mercy and change your life.

Rant over.