**Crypto Comedy: Cantor Fitzgerald's Tether Tango**

- In a plot twist worthy of a blockchain sitcom, Cantor Fitzgerald snagged a 5% stake in Tether, reportedly worth $600 million. 🤔

- With CEO Howard Lutnick now Trump’s Secretary of Commerce, Tether might just get a political power-up. Talk about having friends in high places!

- Lutnick, a Tether cheerleader, is all about stablecoins saving the day in inflation-ridden countries.

- Meanwhile, Cantor Fitzgerald is diving into Bitcoin lending, planning to splash $2 billion into the crypto pool.

- As Tether faces scrutiny, it seems like Cantor's got their back. Stay tuned for more crypto capers!