“BREAKING NEWS 🚨: A mysterious billionaire is pumping Bitcoin TONIGHT. Get ready for the moonshot! 🚀🌕”

Convinced he was about to strike gold, Kevin took it up a notch. He didn’t just buy Bitcoin — he took out a loan, sold his car, and even convinced his grandma to lend him some cash.

As the night progressed, Bitcoin started creeping up. Kevin, sitting in his basement with five monitors and snacks, whispered to himself:

“I’m going to be rich. Lambos, here I come.”

Around midnight, Bitcoin’s price shot up dramatically. Kevin was ecstatic! He jumped up, danced around the room, and started googling luxury villas in the Bahamas. But just as he was typing “how to retire by 30,” the price crashed—hard.

Kevin panicked and frantically tried to sell, but the exchange froze. The infamous “unexpected server error” struck. By the time it was back online, Kevin had lost almost everything.

Dejected, he logged into the Twitter thread, only to find the original poster gleefully announcing:

“Lol, prank bro. HODL for life!”

The next day, Kevin explained to his grandma why her loan was now a story instead of a return on investment. She calmly said:

“It’s okay, Kevin. Maybe next time, don’t trust billionaires on Twitter.”

Moral of the story: In crypto, you either HODL or become a meme!

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