💥 Crypto Logic That Would Make Even Warren Buffet Cry 💥

- Vitalik dumped? Time to pump!

- Project team vanished, CTO left? Full send!

- Elon changed his bio? Let's go!

- Elon liked a picture? Get in!

- That dog changed its name!

- The dog had puppies, time to moon!

- Dog owner got a new name? Bullish!

- That dog pumped, this one’s next!

- First dog on the blockchain!

- This dog even has a former name!

- The whales are in on this dog!

- This dog has been down for months—washed out and ready to soar!

Follow the logic, crypto style 🐕🚀