💥 Crypto Logic That Would Make Even Warren Buffet Cry 💥
- Vitalik dumped? Time to pump!
- Project team vanished, CTO left? Full send!
- Elon changed his bio? Let's go!
- Elon liked a picture? Get in!
- That dog changed its name!
- The dog had puppies, time to moon!
- Dog owner got a new name? Bullish!
- That dog pumped, this one’s next!
- First dog on the blockchain!
- This dog even has a former name!
- The whales are in on this dog!
- This dog has been down for months—washed out and ready to soar!
Follow the logic, crypto style 🐕🚀