🚨Crypto drama alert! UK High Court freezes assets of Craig Wright, self-proclaimed Bitcoin inventor. Wright's been in a legal tussle with podcaster Peter McCormack, who called him a fraud for claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto. The court's verdict? Wright is NOT Nakamoto! This means McCormack's off the hook for defamation and can recoup his hefty legal fees. The verdict also saves the Bitcoin ecosystem from a potential IP nightmare. So, Satoshi Nakamoto's identity remains a mystery, and Wright's wallet is a bit lighter! 🧐💼💸