Today December 8, 2023, I am writing this to you, from my desk.

🔥$200 into Dogecoin  at the rate of $0.097 would get you - 2041 $Doge

🔥$200 into Fantom at the rate of $0.35 would get you - 557 $FTM

🔥$200 into Solana at the rate of $70 would get you - 2.85 SOL

🔥$200 into MATIC at the rate of $0.87 would get you - 227.5 $MATIC

🔥$200 into  BLUR at the rate of $0.49 would get you - 400.8 BLUR

🔥$200 into  Cardano at the rate of $0.52 would get you - 382.6 ADA

🔥$200 into  BLUR at the rate of $0.49 would get you - 400.8 BLUR

🔥$200 into SHIBA INU at the rate of  $0.00001000 would get you - 20,000,000 $SHIB

🔥$200 into DYDX at the rate of $3.04 would get you - 65.74 DYDX

🔥$200 into Memecoin at the rate of $0.040 would get you - 4968 $MEME

🔥$200 into XRP at the rate of $0.64 would get you - 308 XRP

The total amount if invested according to the above is $2,200, to be honest, this is exactly how I would invest $2,200 if I had it.

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FED MINUTES LOOM, MARKET TAKES A CHILL PILL

ETH down 5% to $3.3K, BTC under $93K, implied vol swings to puts—traders are skittish.

PCE inflation data and FOMC minutes in focus, Fed rate cut odds sit at 59.4%.

$ETH put-call ratio jumps to 0.74 for November, signaling more downside vibes.

BRN says $95K $BTC could be an accumulation zone before the next pump.

A lower inflation print might light up BTC’s path to $100K—stay tuned.

Source: TheBlock

UK TO DROP CRYPTO RULEBOOK BY 2026

The U.K.’s getting serious about crypto, aiming to lock in a comprehensive regulatory framework by 2026.

It appears they’re taking cues from the EU’s MiCA framework, which is dropping this year.

With nearly 10% of the population—around 7 million adults—already holding crypto, the government’s realizing this isn’t just a passing trend; it’s a movement they need to harness.

Source: CryptoDNES

BIGGEST AIRDROP PLAY: JUPITER’S $1.5B DECISION

Jupiter DAO’s airdrop vote is live, deciding 1.4 billion JUP tokens; you need $JUP staked 1:1 to vote, closing Nov. 29.

Airdrops total $1.5B: 700M in January, 700M later; Meow says it's for “real users,” cracking down on sybils.

JUP hit $1.75 in March, now $1.07—up 7% this month; #16 on DefiLlama, $2.6B TVL—solid Solana vibes.

Source: Mario Nawfal

MARA GOES HARD, MSTR LAGS

MARA flexes 44% gains, hits $26.42, and eyes $42 with mining at a 40% BTC discount.

Dropped $1B to stack 5,771 $BTC , holding tight with a HODL game.

Meanwhile, MSTR’s Bitcoin grab drops its stock 4.87% to $403.

Cantor says MARA’s ops crush: less reliant on third parties, and profits stack better than MSTR’s buy-at-market style.

UNISWAP LABS DROPS $15.5M BUG BOUNTY

Uniswap Labs just dropped a $15.5 million bounty for anyone who finds a critical bug in their v4 core contracts.

That's the biggest bug bounty ever.

With $3.6 billion drained from DeFi since 2020, they're seriously stepping up their game.

If you can spot a flaw in their code, you're not just saving the day—you could bag some serious cash.

Source: TheBlock

BITCOIN DIPS, BUT BIG BUYERS KEEP STACKING

Bitcoin pulled back 3% from that $99K peak, and it's got some pressure from the U.S. Treasury market and options expiring soon.

Standard Chartered’s Kendrick says when Treasurys look less sketchy, Bitcoin’s hedge appeal drops for now.

But here's the kicker—ETFs and MicroStrategy are still stacking sats like crazy, with 77K $BTC since the election and MicroStrategy buying 134K more.

Looks like Bitcoin’s chilling around $85K–$88K before the next moon mission.

Source: TheBlock

RIPPLE PUTS $25M INTO FAIRSHAKE PAC FOR 2026

Ripple just dropped another $25M into the Fairshake PAC, stacking cash for the next big election push.

That’s on top of the $45M they already sent for the 2024 cycle.

Now they’ve got $103M ready for 2026, making waves with pro-crypto candidates.

With Republicans grabbing the trifecta, this could mean big shifts in crypto law.

Source: CoinTelegraph

BINANCE DUMPS 5 TOKENS, PRICES NOSEDIVE 40% — 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Binance just pulled the plug on GFT, IRIS, $KEY , OAX, and $REN —by December, they’re gone.

These tokens are crashing hard, down 40% already.

Turns out they weren’t vibing with Binance’s standards, mostly low trading volume and weak market action.

REN’s volume dropped from $34M to just $6M in a few months, OAX fell off from $101M to $468K.

Big exchanges don’t mess around, and when your token’s slipping like this, it’s game over.

$DOGE HITS THE BIG LEAGUES—ETP LAUNCHES IN SWEDEN

Dogecoin just leveled up in the Nordics with its first-ever exchange-traded product (ETP), thanks to DeFi Technologies and its Valour Inc squad.

Listed on Sweden’s Spotlight Stock Market, this move lets investors ride the $DOGE wave without the hassle of wallets or private keys.

With a chill 1.9% management fee, Valour’s play here is clear—give more people a slice of the digital asset pie.

NYSE ARCA FILES FOR BITWISE BTC-ETH ETP

NYSE Arca just dropped a 19b-4 for Bitwise to launch a Bitcoin and Ethereum ETP.

Basically, it’s a weighted mix of BTC and ETH, giving investors a balanced play.

Bitwise is straight up crushing it with $11B AUM, and they added $1B in just 10 days.

SEC’s got it under review now, so it’s game on for this crypto ETF.

PUMP FUN CLEARS UP SOL SALE RUMORS

Pump Fun just squashed the rumors about selling 99,999 SOL after that $22.7M deposit to Kraken.

Lookonchain tried to stir the pot, but Pump Fun’s like, “chill, no sale here.”

$SOL ’s been on a wild ride, dropping to $228, and trading volume's up 43%.

Everyone’s low-key watching the $236.27 support level—if it cracks, things could get shaky.

If it holds, we could see $SOL back up to $260 or maybe even $280.

Source: Mario Nawfal

CFTC ABOUT TO RUN THE CRYPTO SHOW?

The Trump squad wants to give the CFTC the keys to a big chunk of the $3 trillion crypto market.

They're all about shifting power away from the SEC, especially for the big dogs like Bitcoin and Ethereum.

Former CFTC head Giancarlo is pushing for this, but the move still needs funding and some legal tweaks.

If it lands, though, we might see the clarity the market’s been begging for.

Source: FoxBusiness

Ripple Lays Into The SEC For Bragging About Crackdown

Ripple’s Stuart Alderoty is clapping back at the SEC for bragging about record-breaking fines dished out by the institution.

He’s calling it out as a fat “L” for oversight instead of anything to put on your resume.

If you’re building in the cryptoverse, this is your reminder: regulation is still something to keep an especially close eye on.

Source: Mario Nawfal

Less than a month after the story of Peanut($PNUT ) the squirrel and Fred the raccoon broke headlines, Mark Longo, the owner of the two pets whose tragic deaths caused a public outcry and spurred a movement, has launched his own token.

Longo spoke in a Twitter video about how he came to process the story of Peanut and Fred and has decided to launch a new token on Solana called Justice for Pnut and Fred (JUSTICE) to honor the memory of his pets.

He's also accused the crypto community of profiting from his personal trauma.

$PNUT community members have pushed back, pointing to approximately $50,000 in donations made to Longo, which they claim he immediately sold.

At the time of writing, JUSTICE has over $53.8 million in market cap with over 14,000 holders, according to data from Solscan, which was minted using the DeFi meme coin platform, Pump.fun.

Source: Decrypt

Justin Sun, the founder of TRON($TRX )has made waves by investing $30 million in World Liberty Financial (WLFI), a decentralized finance project tied to Donald Trump.

This purchase, made at $0.015 per token, positions Sun as the largest investor in WLFI, which has so far raised $52 million—just 17% of its $300 million goal.

The Trump family stands to benefit significantly from WLFI. Through their entity DT Marks DEFI LLC, they are set to receive 75% of the platform's net revenues once sales cross $30 million.

However, the project has faced criticism for limiting sales to U.S. investors and for WLFI tokens being non-transferable, making them less attractive to the broader crypto community​

Onchain data reveals that ETF flows haven’t been the primary causes of sell pressure for Bitcoin

Bitcoin’s recent price drop is being attributed to long-term holders rather than institutional investors, despite initial speculation to the contrary.

Bitcoin price fell over 5.6% in the past 24 hours to trade at $92,774 as of 8:52 am UTC on Nov. 26, Cointelegraph data shows.

However, it wasn’t the institutions or exchange-traded funds (ETFs) that caused Bitcoin’s price decline, as the data points to long-term holders, also known as hodlers, according to Eric Balchunas, a senior ETF analyst at Bloomberg

Onchain data reveals that ETF flows haven’t been the primary causes of sell pressure for $BTC .

Moreover, the ETFs have absorbed a significant amount of selling pressure, which came from long-term holders, crypto trader and technical analyst Kyle du Plessis wrote in a Nov. 24 X post:
Source: CoinTelegraph

What’s all the hype around memes? A lot of people are losing money trading meme coins. Recently, someone lost over $100,000 on a meme coin. Many scammers are now using Pump.fun to create meme coins and scam innocent people.

Binance’s @CZ had this to say: “I am not against memes, but meme coins are getting a little weird now. Let’s build real applications using blockchain.”

Memes are fun, but why is everyone’s attention so focused on them now? Every young trader is chasing the next meme coin, hoping for a 10,000x return.

People no longer want to buy and hold coins; they’re desperate for quick gains. Please, be cautious. Don’t be fooled by screenshots circulating on Twitter—many of them are edited.

Let’s focus on building real, problem-solving applications with blockchain technology instead of chasing fleeting trends.

Very soon, we will start building a real life application that will solve a problem in the crypto space, we ( #xmucan ) will make you ( Our Frens ) proud 🌸🩵

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