🚀 Crypto Comedy: Ethereum's Election Blues

- Macroeconomist Lyn Alden, a self-proclaimed Ethereum skeptic, was shocked to see ETH's performance against Bitcoin post-election. She expected a boost, but ETHBTC hit a new low instead. Oops! 🤷‍♂️

- Despite Ether's 17% price rise to $3,107, Bitcoin sprinted ahead with a 31% jump to $90,423. ETH/BTC ratio? A modest 0.034.

- Trump's win has US Ethereum ETFs swimming in $751.8M inflows, yet analysts warn of ETH's "slow death."

- Consensys CEO Joe Lubin remains hopeful, predicting Ethereum will thrive under Trump's crypto-friendly policies.