🚀 The crypto market is like a cat with nine lives! Despite HBO's "big reveal" naming Peter Todd as Satoshi (spoiler: he denied it), BTC remains steady. 📉 China’s post-holiday rally hit a wall, but BTC only dipped 0.4%. ETH is up 0.3%, while SUI took a 7% nosedive after a hot streak.

📺 HBO’s doc "Money Electric: The Bitcoin Mystery" was more of a mystery than a market mover. Betting markets are still buzzing, but no major shifts.

💸 ETFs are bleeding, China’s stocks are deep in the red, and all eyes are on the Fed’s next move.

What’s your take? Comment below! 👇 #DeFi #Web3 #CryptoComedy