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🚨 Crypto Traders When the Market Flips: 📉📈
Me, watching my portfolio drop like it’s trying to set a new record:
📉 “It’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine.”
Me, seeing the same portfolio rise like it’s the next big thing:
📈 “I always knew this coin was a future millionaire. Let's go, baby!”
Trading in Crypto:
90% of the time:
🧐 "Hmm... should I hold or sell?"
10% of the time:
🔥 "SELL! SELL EVERYTHING! I'M OUT!"
Crypto traders, when the price spikes just 2%:
🚀 "I'm a genius. Elon must've tweeted about my portfolio."
Crypto traders, when the price drops 3%:
😭 "Welp, time to start a GoFundMe to get out of this hole..."
Moral of the story:
📈 “It’s never about how you start… it’s about how you panic on the way down.”
#LAYEROnBinance #LTC&XRPETFsNext? #TraderHumor #traderlife #BTCStateReserves
Me, watching my portfolio drop like it’s trying to set a new record:
📉 “It’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine.”
Me, seeing the same portfolio rise like it’s the next big thing:
📈 “I always knew this coin was a future millionaire. Let's go, baby!”
Trading in Crypto:
90% of the time:
🧐 "Hmm... should I hold or sell?"
10% of the time:
🔥 "SELL! SELL EVERYTHING! I'M OUT!"
Crypto traders, when the price spikes just 2%:
🚀 "I'm a genius. Elon must've tweeted about my portfolio."
Crypto traders, when the price drops 3%:
😭 "Welp, time to start a GoFundMe to get out of this hole..."
Moral of the story:
📈 “It’s never about how you start… it’s about how you panic on the way down.”
#LAYEROnBinance #LTC&XRPETFsNext? #TraderHumor #traderlife #BTCStateReserves
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