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Cleared up or still like last week? 📉 Three days ago: just stop-losses, FUD and tears... 📈 Today: at least we’re smiling a little 😂 Even though it hasn't broken 107K yet, it's looking a bit better, right? In crypto, that’s more than enough reason to open TradingView with hope! 📊🔥 $BTC #Bitcoin #Write2Earn #CryptoJokes #TraderLife #VolatilityMood
Cleared up or still like last week?
📉 Three days ago: just stop-losses, FUD and tears...
📈 Today: at least we’re smiling a little 😂

Even though it hasn't broken 107K yet, it's looking a bit better, right?
In crypto, that’s more than enough reason to open TradingView with hope! 📊🔥

$BTC
#Bitcoin #Write2Earn #CryptoJokes
#TraderLife #VolatilityMood
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Why did Bitcoin cross the road? To get away from the bear market! 🐻🚫 My portfolio and my heart? Both broke this week. 💔📉 Gas fees so high, even my dreams got declined. 😭⛽ #CryptoJokes #Bitcoin #BinanceFeed
Why did Bitcoin cross the road? To get away from the bear market! 🐻🚫

My portfolio and my heart? Both broke this week. 💔📉

Gas fees so high, even my dreams got declined. 😭⛽
#CryptoJokes #Bitcoin #BinanceFeed
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🤣🤣🤣 Oh man,*crypto* really has come a long way, hasn’t it? If you look back through the years, it’s like we’ve been on a *wild rollercoaster* of rugs! 😅 Here’s a breakdown of how things have evolved: --- *2017: Founders RUGGED People* Back in the day, *crypto projects* were being *rug-pulled* by the *founders* themselves! 😱 You'd see a *project launch*, people would pour their money in, and boom – the founders would disappear like Houdini, leaving investors with nothing but *empty wallets*! 🕳💸 The early days were full of *scams* and *rug pulls*, but hey, at least we got some fun stories, right? 😂 --- *2021: Celebrities RUGGED People* Then came *2021* – the year of *celebrity rug-pulls*! 🧑‍🎤💎 Everyone from *Elon Musk* to *Kim Kardashian* was jumping on the crypto hype train. 💰 But then we saw *meme coins* surge in value, only to crash when the *celebs* suddenly decided to tweet about it one last time, and disappear. 💥🚀 Celebrities really showed us that *they can rug too*! 🤣 Crypto became more about *clout* and *influence*, rather than technology or real value. --- *2025: Presidents RUGGING People* And now we’re here in *2025*, where we’re seeing *PRESIDENTS* running the show! 😱 Not content with the regular scams, our *leaders* have joined the crypto space, and guess what? *They’re rugging us too*! 💥 The *biggest names* in politics are dipping into the crypto world, making bold promises, and then vanishing faster than *a pump and dump*. 🚀❌ Is it time for some new rules? 💼 --- *Crypto Evolution, My Friends!* It’s been *wild*, to say the least. From *founders* to *celebrities* to now *world leaders*, *rug pulls* have evolved and reached new heights! The world of crypto *has evolved*, alright – but let’s be careful who we trust next time. 🤔 *Moral of the story*: Whether it’s *founders*, *celebrities*, or even *presidents*, be ready for anything in this wild *crypto jungle*. 🌴🔒 --- Stay safe, stay skeptical, and always keep your eyes peeled for *rug-pull signs*! 🧐💪 #RugPulls #CryptoJokes

🤣🤣🤣 Oh man,

*crypto* really has come a long way, hasn’t it? If you look back through the years, it’s like we’ve been on a *wild rollercoaster* of rugs! 😅

Here’s a breakdown of how things have evolved:

---

*2017: Founders RUGGED People*
Back in the day, *crypto projects* were being *rug-pulled* by the *founders* themselves! 😱 You'd see a *project launch*, people would pour their money in, and boom – the founders would disappear like Houdini, leaving investors with nothing but *empty wallets*! 🕳💸 The early days were full of *scams* and *rug pulls*, but hey, at least we got some fun stories, right? 😂

---

*2021: Celebrities RUGGED People*
Then came *2021* – the year of *celebrity rug-pulls*! 🧑‍🎤💎 Everyone from *Elon Musk* to *Kim Kardashian* was jumping on the crypto hype train. 💰 But then we saw *meme coins* surge in value, only to crash when the *celebs* suddenly decided to tweet about it one last time, and disappear. 💥🚀 Celebrities really showed us that *they can rug too*! 🤣 Crypto became more about *clout* and *influence*, rather than technology or real value.

---

*2025: Presidents RUGGING People*
And now we’re here in *2025*, where we’re seeing *PRESIDENTS* running the show! 😱 Not content with the regular scams, our *leaders* have joined the crypto space, and guess what? *They’re rugging us too*! 💥 The *biggest names* in politics are dipping into the crypto world, making bold promises, and then vanishing faster than *a pump and dump*. 🚀❌ Is it time for some new rules? 💼

---

*Crypto Evolution, My Friends!*
It’s been *wild*, to say the least. From *founders* to *celebrities* to now *world leaders*, *rug pulls* have evolved and reached new heights! The world of crypto *has evolved*, alright – but let’s be careful who we trust next time. 🤔

*Moral of the story*: Whether it’s *founders*, *celebrities*, or even *presidents*, be ready for anything in this wild *crypto jungle*. 🌴🔒

---

Stay safe, stay skeptical, and always keep your eyes peeled for *rug-pull signs*! 🧐💪

#RugPulls #CryptoJokes
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Some of y’all haven’t held $BTC through a full bear market… and it shows 😅 Pick your level of pain — and don’t lie! $BTC #CryptoJokes #Write2Earn
Some of y’all haven’t held $BTC through a full bear market… and it shows 😅
Pick your level of pain — and don’t lie!
$BTC #CryptoJokes #Write2Earn
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