📉Ether (ETH) is feeling the heat, folks! Despite a regulatory thumbs-up for not being a security, it's still lounging below $3,600. 🤷‍♂️ Blame it on the bearish market or the Ethereum ecosystem's regulatory uncertainty, ETH just can't seem to catch a break.

Crypto guru Noelle Acheson is scratching her head at ETH's lack of momentum even after Consensys's win over the SEC. Meanwhile, Bitcoin (BTC) is also facing a cold shoulder near $72,000, thanks to concerns over Uncle Sam's fiscal health.

Despite the stormy weather, Dan McArdle of Case4Bitcoin believes crypto is still reasonably priced and should continue its bullish trend. But watch out for that "macro shock"!

On the bright side, SEC Chair Gary Gensler confirmed the launch of U.S. spot Ethereum ETFs within three months. But will the high network processing fees and competition from Solana, BNB Chain, and THORChain rain on ETH's parade?

What do you think, folks? Will ETH bounce back or continue its bearish dance? Let's hear it in the comments! 👇🏽 Remember, no investment advice here, just friendly crypto chatter. 😉