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The German government just witnessed a staggering 9,000% increase in Bitcoin holdings in a single day! ๐คฏ But wait... there's a catch! ๐
According to Arkham Intelligence, the government's BTC stash skyrocketed to an astronomical... $171! Yes, you read that right. From a humble $1.87 to a whopping $171 thanks to generous donations from the Bitcoin community. ๐
Just yesterday, Saxony sold off the last of its 50,000 Bitcoins, originally confiscated from a piracy website. While Bitcoiners like Bundestag MP Joana Cotar pleaded with the government to HODL, liquidating confiscated assets is the law in Germany. ๐๏ธ
Now, some cheeky Bitcoiners are trolling the government by donating sats to their infamous BTC address. ๐คฃ
Meanwhile, Bitcoin continues its climb, recently breaking above $60,000 again! ๐๐ช
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